One Eye Pirate Jokes. The Captain In Brown Pants. A pirate was talking to a land-lubber in a bar.

He said Hi Id like to buy that parrot. Imagine using Pirate jokes and puns and wearing eye patches to really make the lesson engaging. _ The pirate said.
Eyepatch Jokes Aye aye captain as a greeting for Pirates with eyepatch should be wrong.
Feb 15 2015. He gets the bird home and says Polly want a cracker The bird replied Fuck you you one eyed bastard. And which one will put you to sleep. We hope you will find these kids pirate blackbeard puns.